Sometimes it's a poignant piece. 

Sometimes it's something uplifting, inspirational. 

But funny or poignant or uplifting or inspirational, they have one thing in common — they all look like hell. 

So I started reformatting them. Picking typefaces. Adding graphics. Laying them out in a visually interesting way. When I was done, I would send them to friends in their new form. And then people started asking me for copies. 

Weeeell, it got to be expensive after a while. Getting stuff printed usually is. So I hit upon the idea of putting the stuff on the Internet. Now, if someone wants a copy, I give him/her the related URL instead. He/she can then take a look at it, and print it out if he/she wishes. 

Now, what you will see on-screen is more or less the same as the original in some cases. Not in others. I won't get into why. It's not important. Only the content is. 

Sooooo, here's one of them. Enjoy! Enjoy!

Here goes. 

Dormitory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dirty Room 

Evangelist . . . . . . . . . . . . . Evil's Agent 

Desperation . . . . . . . . . . . . A Rope Ends It 

The Morse Code . . . . . . . . . Here Come Dots 

Slot Machines . . . . . . . . . . . Cash Lost in 'em 

Animosity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is No Amity 

Mother-in-law . . . . . . . . . . Woman Hitler 

Snooze Alarms . . . . . . . . . . Alas! No More Z's 

Alec Guinness . . . . . . . . . . .Genuine Class 

Semolina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is No Meal 

The Public Art Galleries . . Large Picture Halls, I Bet 

A Decimal Point . . . . . . . . . I'm a Dot in Place 

The Earthquakes . . . . . . . . . That Queer Shake 

Eleven plus two . . . . . . . . . Twelve plus one 

Contradiction . . . . . . . . . . Accord not in it 

Princess Diana . . . . . . . . . Ascend in Paris 

This one is truly amazing. 

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. 

Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins 
flag on moon! On to Mars! 

And for the grand finale. 

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. 

And for a bonus. 

President Clinton of the USA 

To copulate he finds interns