seems that I can’t read anything
in the paper these days involving college students without running
across the word "multiculturalism." Not having the foggiest notion
of what it means, I tried looking it up in Merriam Webster’s
Collegiate Dictionary, 10th Edition. It turns out that
"multiculturalism" is the noun form of "multicultural," which means,
according to Merriam Webster "of, relating to, reflecting, or
adapted to diverse cultures." No help there.
So I
broke the word down into "multi" and "culture," and looked
up both. The "multi" part was easy. It means "many" or "much" or
"multiple." The "culture" part was anything but easy.
Here’s
what I found. "Culture" is "the customary beliefs, social
forms, and material traits of a racial, religious, or social group."
By this time, I was beginning to get a headache. So I gave up.
Then it
occurred to me that those of you on campuses who are always
talking about "multiculturalism" could probably put me straight on
the subject.
So
here’s my question. I take you into a room in which there
are 100 college students chosen at random from the Cal Berkeley
student body (or from the student body of any other university
deemed in general to have a "multicultural" makeup) and I ask you to
identify the culture of each. What procedure would you use that
could be replicated by others and still produce the same results?
If you
come up empty-handed, perhaps it’s because you haven’t as
yet learned that people are the only beings on the planet who
produce verbal phantoms in their head and then project them upon the
world outside, all the while being completely unaware that that’s
what they’re doing. In that respect, they’re very much like the
kitten who jabs and pokes at its image in a mirror, totally unaware
that it’s jousting with a creature of its own making.
So much
for multiculturalism.
Think about it.
