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| From time
to time, someone sends me an e-mailmessagecontaining
funny stuff — a collection of funny bumper stickers, one of real epitaphs,
a joke.
Sometimes it's a poignant piece. Sometimes it's something uplifting, inspirational. But funny or poignant or uplifting or inspirational, they have one thing in common — they all look like hell. So I started reformatting them. Picking typefaces. Adding graphics. Laying them out in a visually interesting way. When I was done, I would send them to friends in their new form. And then people started asking me for copies. Weeeell, it got to be expensive after a while. Getting stuff printed usually is. So I hit upon the idea of putting the stuff on the Internet. Now, if someone wants a copy, I give him/her the related URL instead. He/she can then take a look at it, and print it out if he/she wishes. Now, what you will see on-screen is more or less the same as the original in some cases. Not in others. I won't get into why. It's not important. Only the content is. Sooooo, here's one of them. Enjoy! Enjoy! |
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| Taoism: Shit
happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens.” Buddhism: If Shit happens, it isn't really Shit. Zen: What is the sound of Shit happening? Hinduism: This Shit happened before. Islam: If Shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestant: Let Shit happen to someone else. Catholic: If Shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does Shit always happen to us? Jehovah's Witness: Let us in, and we'll tell you why Shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Shit happens, Shit happens. Pagan: Shit is part of the Goddess, too. Scientology: Feces occurs. Existentialism: Everything is Shit, so let's get depressed. Nihilism: Everything is Shit, so let's blow it all up. Atheism: I don't believe this Shit. Agnosticism: What is this Shit? New Age: For $300 I can help you achieve Shit Happens Awareness. |
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Is freedom from the tyranny of words, which means regaining control of your life, worth the price of a good dinner? If you believe that it is, click on the image to the left. (Don't worry, doing so isn't going to lock you into anything.) If you don't believe that it is, then I can't help you. No one can. But remember, you only get one shot at life. And if that one shot is spent in unhappiness, frustration, under continual stress, in poor health, and so on, well, it's your own bloody fault for not doing anything about it. |
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| Addresses (US Mail and e-mail) and telephone numbers (voice and fax) of the Mens Sana Foundation. |
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